Friday, February 29, 2008


That Olsen thing is turning into Nan Kempner. I love the Puppini Sisters(does anyone remember the Del Rubio Triplets?) Tyra learned all about being homeless for a day! I still say Kate Moss was nuts for leaving Pete - he is HOT! Poor Janet, she should go country!


Happy Birthday KELLY LYCAN! The artist known as Kelly is living in Paris! (France)

Wednesday, February 27, 2008


Dame Elizabeth is 76 today! Happy Birthday Liz!!! I love You!!


That has got to be a wig! If that was real hair Robbie Carrico would have been shaking it like the bad 8o's rocker he pretends to be! I love that little teen tramp Danny! The New Kids are back!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Look out REVLON

WINO is starting a line of Beauty products, NO LIE!
What will it include? A can of raid and a sharpie?


My head is still on the red carpet, I can't figure out why that was the weirdest most boring Oscar ever! Where was Cher? Even crazy pants Sally Kirkland was boring, and what the Frick was that little Christian slut in the making , Mutt faced Milly Cyrus doing there? I do love Tilda Swinton though, she is a modern beauty! Daniel Day Lewis is sooo cool I love him, but he and his wife where the worst dressed couple ..he is wearing brown shoes and his wife looks like a xmas present! That Spanish Dude is Hot! Gary Bussey looks like that little alien that comes out of "Aliens" mouth, but he did add a little bit of excitement on a really dull night!

Monday, February 25, 2008

B. F. F

Denise Parkinson sharing a laugh with her bud Camila!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

In the words of Joanne Whorlley BORING!!!

This was the most boring Oscars ever! The only thing that was even slightly entertaining was watching people slip on that spot behind the podium. Hilary Swank looked like a horse faced Tranny. That stripper turned writer looked like a slutty writer. And that American Idol girl Oscar winner Jennifer Whatever looked like the snake skin trim on her dress was still alive and making her boobs pop! Legendary actress Jane Russell is a sexy senior with true Hollywood glamour. I was in love with Vinnie Barbareno but I am breaking up! - John, what is with that spray on hair? Cojo, I love you, but you look like a Chola!

Saturday, February 23, 2008


Li'l Kim is sporting the new "CHOLA" brows for spring 08. All she needs is the lip liner! Kim's skin is looking tanfastic - that shade of orange is perfect for her! Her new nose job really completes her look. I got the picture of that pretty chola off of the "smoking gun" - it's her mug shot, and as far as I am concerned, the face for spring o8!

Thursday, February 21, 2008


Will Ferrell is a dreamboat, and now a fashion GOD!

Beth Ditto is as cute as a cupcake at the BRIT AWARDS.

Happy Birthday RUE - she is 72!

Only old ladies and whores wear fur - SHARON STONE is both!

Pete Doherty turned down a $10,000 modeling gig - says he won't work for less than $60,000. Yes he is a gorgeous hunk of a man, but he is no WILL FERRELL!


Polaroids are the baseball cards of the future!


Celine Dion introduced her daughter and grandfather to Nelson Mandela!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Joan Rivers has gone too far!


Who's creepier, Marie or the doll? And that Bhindi kid freaks me out!

Monday, February 18, 2008


Who says she hasn't had work done?
Can somebody give me the name of her surgeon!


Why am I fascinated by this crap? Is it the car crash I can't take my eyes off? Or is my life so dull that I fixate on celebs? Am I jealous, or am I a journalist who has a duty to expose and comment on the important issues of the day? Yeah, that's it, I'm a journalist! Hey Britney, get a bra. We are sick of seeing your gonads and tits! Ex-con Paris Hilton has been celebrating her birthday all week instead of helping people like she promised. Is that a giant glass of warm piss she is sitting in? Daughter of "Xenu", Kirsti Alley, has been fired from "Jenny Craig" for being too fat! Scientology has some vigorous cleanse and they are not too keen on their members being fat. They need to put her and that big fat homo John Travolta on it! Why did Kate Moss leave Pete Doherty? Is it because he looks like a giant skidmark? Lindsay Lohen must smell like an ashtray - every time you see her she is sucking on a butt! And the beast that ate Detroit, Aretha Franklin, I can't stand her! How the hell is it possible that those tiny spaghetti straps can hold up those huge boobs? And fuck off with the fur! She looks like road kill. Does anyone really like that screechy gospel crap she sings? I loved it when Beyonce called Tina the queen and not her. Will someone please stick a pin in JLO - she looks like she is going to explode! I bet she will never get her figure back! Ace Reporter Blabbermouth signing off.


Vivienne Westwood returned to London after after a decade of showing in Paris. She let a bit of her punk roots show, and blasted the USA for it's treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. She is why I still love Fashion. Vancouver model Coco Rocha was fierce!

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