Sunday, March 30, 2008

OUCH!


This is how I feel sometimes!

Friday, March 28, 2008

FUNPLEX

Went to see the B52's at the River Rock Casino (which is a trip). They were fantastic! I love them! Their new album, FUNPLEX, is amazing!

I LOVE TATTOOS





Tattoos make it easier to spot the stupid people. The picture above is that stupid girl from that stupid show, "The Hills", getting a stupid Asian symbol for Stupid! I love this handsome father and son team, the matching tear drops are sweet! And the poor tattooed lady at the circus is out of a job thanks to that Ditta von Kat or whatever her name is.

Monday, March 24, 2008

INSANITY


First Lincoln speaks and now MARY BLAIRS masterpiece "SMALL WORLD"! Small world has been closed since January for a refit, apparently the boats are too small for Americas ever expanding asses! And obese people are making the boats drag along the bottom and getting stuck!
So while the repairs are being done they have decided to update the ride by ripping out the rain forest section and adding a patriotic salute to the good old U.S.A. This is a shrine to late artist Mary Blair and a stab in the heart to her many fans!
Check my archive Jan 07 for more on Mary Blair.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

CREEPY


He didn't think she would grow up to be a big homely bitch! And what are they doing with that Vampire?

SEXY






Tattoos are so last year! Etching's are in!

Friday, March 21, 2008

PUSSY CHAT

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen! What are those kitty cat's talking about?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

CROC OF SHIT


Crocs are the official shoe of white people! Could anything be creepier than this picture? I want Brenda to kick Kelly's ass !

CRAP FOR TODAY





These people look like crap! They are really rich and that makes me feel like crap! Which makes me realize I am just jealous, and that makes me feel like crap!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

SPY GIRL

The Fantastic Hank Mann directed this terrific video inside and around my studio! (Check out East Van Studios on my home page)

Friday, March 14, 2008

Spring is for CHOLAS


Laugh now wear it next year!

STUPID IDIOT


I kept wondering why everybody hates this girl. Sure she is homely and has retarded parents but I thought poor kid! UNTIL I SAW THIS PICTURE OF RUMUR WILLIS SMOKING!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

SASQUATCH LIVES


Truly, the most horrid woman alive! PETA should use her for their poster women, no one would want to look like her.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

SKIDMARK IS 29



Sexy Pete is 29 today, heroin keeps you looking fresh!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

DAILY CRAP


Gene Simmons thinks he is "punking" the paparazzi into believing he is bald, the joke is on him because he looks so much better without that Darth Vader helmet. Iggy I love you, but please put on a shirt. Junkie muscle is not sexy even if you are 108. Madonna looks like crap, that hair, that space maids outfit, and that stretched face. The chimp on her arm doesn't help either! Everything that is wrong with America is summed up in that shot of Dave Navarro shirtless at a restaurant.
Ice T's wife Coco is everything I love about America.

Monday, March 10, 2008

THE LOOK FOR SPRING


this young man is my inspiration for spring 2008! he looks like he walked straight off the catwalks of Paris! (actually he is out of the pages of National Geographic Magazine. The only Magazine worth having a subscription for.)

Saturday, March 08, 2008

WAY TO GO LADY!


It is international womans day! I nominate DORIS DAY (seen here in the fabulous movie CAPRICE).
Deborah Gibson wants ALICE MUNRO
Angela Grossman says BRITTANY
Tanus Lewis wants MICHELLE OBAMA
THE VOTES ARE POURING IN!
Heidi Nutley nominates BENAZIR BHUTTO
Jayne Craig says BRITTANY, AMY, LINDSAY but casts her vote for HILLARY CLINTON.
Tracey Pincott suggests biomimicry researcher JANINE BENYAS.
Dana Claxton says MOTHER EARTH,
Niki Renshaw wants HEATHER MILLS.
Denise Parkinson nominates her best friend CAMILLA DUCHESS OF CORNWALL.
And the winner is The legendary beauty and activist DAME ELIZABETH TAYLOR!

GIVE A DAMN

I love Chris Crocker! He is the new "Chrissy". He reminds me of my friend Danny.

Friday, March 07, 2008

RUB MY SOOTIES


Lisa Marie is starting to look like Gladys!

DONT MISS THIS


Brian Boulton is fantastic! This show will be great!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

I LOVE LEATHER



Keith Richards is the new face of Louis Vuitton. They are going to make bags out of his face! They should have used Madonna.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Hey

Check out my shack site for the latest canine cuties! ( And make me a buck by clicking on that little ad)

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

YIPES!


Actually...he's not that hot!

SUPER BITCH


Check out her "Bobjesty" Anna Wintour at the Paris shows...(wish it really was her)

Sunday, March 02, 2008

HUH?




HENRY did not look like Eric Bana or Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He was the homeliest man in history and had a dick the size of a light switch! It should be Ernest Borgnine humping Scarlet Johanson!

BEST MOVIE EVER!


Watched ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. last night! Raquel Welch as "Loana " is amazing . The film is worth it just for the beautiful cave hairdos.

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