Tuesday, April 29, 2008
WHAT NOT TO WEAR!
If you want to get kicked out of a church or museum in Italy, then try wearing HOT PANTS! Tube tops will work as well! I saw both these Tramps asked to leave!
Monday, April 28, 2008
ROME IS SEXY
Rome is OTT and makes me crazy in my pants! Busy, Dirty, like a Fellini cliche! A non-stop feast for the eyes.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
LOUD LAZY LOAFS
The only thing I hate more than a TEENAGER , is an Italian Teenager! And the only thing I hate more than an Italian teenager is an Italian teenage GIRL! They block the sidewalks and entrance ways with out a thought to the people around them. They dress like bratz dolls They look like GINA CHOLA BRIDGEDA! The boys are all wearing surf trunks with their underwear pulled up high. And they ALL smoke! In my day we were way to busy with our studies to be lounging about! The American girls all look like they have arrived from Malibu, in flip flops and tank tops. It's fun to watch them turned away from historic sites due to improper attire! And who said it was okay to have your bra straps show under a tank top?
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The medieval town of CEFALU on the coast of Sicily is just what you want in an italian holiday. Tiny little streets and charming cafes. The beach was used for the film Cinema Paridiso!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
FASHION REPORT FROM SICILY!
White pants are hot! especially paired with red cowboy boots! It is nice if you can see your underpants through them. Wear anything spangly, bejeweled or glittery! Glitter appliqué Mickey mouse anything! For Men just think mafia or Elvis and for young men t-shirts must be tight, jeans can NOT be plain and they MUST be hip huggers(no matter what your body is like).
Monday, April 21, 2008
Had a gas on Ustica! A tiny island off SICILY. The best part was walking around the entire island(about four square miles) past cliffs and farms and gorgeous villas. We were followed the entire way by our new friend "Island Dog", who jumped on a passing scooter at the end of our walk. We asked the cute guy if it was his dog and he said "no, it's island dog. He jumps on a scooter when he is tired". Island dog looked at us as though to say "Thanks Guys",and was on his way!
Friday, April 18, 2008
Check out little Cam Purdy (The Hier to my fortune Martha's finance)at Dino world on "SHACK".
Sorry I have been so slack in my bloggin! But Hey I am on Holiday in Scilly! It takes about half an hour just to load up this page, so don't go gettin all hating on me! Fang and I are having a great time, I will keep you posted!
Friday, April 11, 2008
THE CRAP THAT MAKES MY WORLD GO ROUND
I love "THE KARL", he has his own diet Pepsi butler.( I would have a Coca Cola Zero butler)And yes this is true he stars in and did the music for the new "Grand Theft Auto". What has Lara Flynn Boyle done to her face?(did jack make her do that?) That broad from "Sex and the city" sure has a pretty girlfriend. Cholas look like "Bratz" dolls!
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Where did she go?
I hope this never happens to Tracey Pincott at one of her shows!
Monday, April 07, 2008
MY FAVORITE CHOLA
I love LA PEQUENA
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Look at gorgeous little baby Sadie Momoko Root . Heidi and Derek are the proud parents. These photos are exclusive to Blabbermouth and I paid $1,000,000. Eat your heart out JLo! Sadie is way cuter than your chihuahua twins!
This is my list of people that bug me TODAY! Tom Cruise, The Kardashians (you know those Beverly Hills shop girls), Jay (looks like a regional manager from Le Chateau), Manuel, Hulk Hogan (and anything Hogan except Hogan's Heroes).
DONT MISS THIS
This show will sell out fast! It is a benefit for the fabulous SCOTT HARDING with 100% of the proceeds going to Scott.