Monday, March 29, 2010

NEED A NIGHTMARE?

This is really FREAKY!

IF I HAD TO PICK?


Bikini pants or Lazy pants? I like them both!

ART MAKES YOU SMART


Artist Andrew Olcott is showing his new paintings THE BOXERS at my studio on april 1st. It is a private show but I bet I could sneak you in! 870 east cordova st.
cash bar and music from D Jay Dominique 7:00 till?

Friday, March 26, 2010

CLUB 560 OR SEYMOUR'S ON SEYMOUR














Impresario and fantastic host of his new club that replaces the legendary GRACELAND and the landmark RICHARDS ON RICHARDS, VINCENT ALVARO opened his new CLUB 560 tonight, and it is GORGEOUS! Fang and I managed to sneak in past the huge lineup to party with some old chums! The always effervescent and my pal TRACEY PINCOTT kissed everyone in sight. Mary and Dana from Met Home checked out the digs with handsome as heck (if I wasn't hitched) MR. DAVID NEWSON. And my favourite hunk, photographer MARTY TESLER. PAUL WONG was there, and so was (does she ever age) super model and designer PATRICIA HARGREAVES. And can you get any taller, ORAF! Renowned artist MICHEAL MORRIS hung out with a good looking guy, and fellow artist TROLLEY BUS was drinking away with COUSIN IT. No one rocks a beret like STEVE NELSON. Country gal LISA GRANT hammed it up with JIM CUMMINGS, and the always mysterious COROLLA held court. BRIAN BOULTON showed up with his bud MIKEY. And OLIVE finished off the night looking so Glam! The place is wild...but the basement co-ed washroom / bar/ coat check/ disco is crazy!!!

I DI'ED LAUGHING

She burgered off too soon.
Cashed in her chips
Rumour is, the driver was mashed
Shady Di
Eggs-ibit A
The people’s prawncess
Uncle Ben (Laden)
Everyone wanted a pizza her
Cheesed off the hambulance didn’t arrive in time
Post houmous
My apologies to the royal family...but it is funny! Thank you William Gibson (get back to work).

Thursday, March 25, 2010

song for today


Wednesday, March 24, 2010

HUGH HEFFNER AND A GOAT


Okay I know I seem obsessed and that is because I am, oh yea and super jealous....but. Somebody please tell Tom Ford to animate his FACE! It is going to stay like that, and while I am at it, that is a really weird outfit , the scarf ,the open shirt?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

IF ELVIS WAS ALIVE TODAY

He would smack his trashy daughter Lisa Marie upside her head for wearing that outfit to his lovely granddaughter Riley Keough's premiere for THE RUNAWAYS! Imagine the gut roll when she sat down.

Monday, March 22, 2010

HINT HINT!


Perfect birthday gift for a stylist!

BIG BIRD IS 6


Big Bird turned 41 this week, but he will always be six years old!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

KILTS ARE THE WAY TO GO





Kilts are IT for spring 2010! I just wish I had the "BALLS" to pull it off! Thank you street beat reporter Deborah Gibson.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Ahhh..hmnn...well...NO!


Uncle Karl has lost it, or maybe I have? Those pants manage to make a skinny model's ass look big.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

THE FACE and MY LITTLE PONY

He was doing it again! THE FACE!! Is he so pumped with botox that he can't move it?

Friday, March 05, 2010

THE MOUTH BREATHER AND THE MONA LISA


Diddy piddy Sean was in Paris suckin up the culture. I find this picture interesting...don't know why?

WHAAATTT!


Can't believe that Hollywood is planing a remake of my beloved GILLIGAN'S ISLAND! Thurston and Lovey are my dream parents. No one can play them!

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

ART STAR!



Why didn't I buy up all her work when she showed her art at my studio? I would be RICH!!
Aurel Schmidt is fast becoming a STAR! And she deserves it! ps those are drawings not actual garbage

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

WARNING!


A crazed supermodel is on the loose! Naomi Campbell is WANTED in New York for assault. Do not approach her call authorities immediately!

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